Oh, Brooklyn, you never cease to amaze me.
Yes, this is a HUMAN-SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL available for free, and it's right near my apartment. Full post below:
FREE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE PICK UP. CAN ACCOMODATE UP TO 200 LBS. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOUSES WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 50 LBS OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPER ALSO AVAILABLE.
I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER.
TAKING APPOINTMENTS TO VIEW THE WHEEL THIS WEEK.
Never change, New York. Never change.